bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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