I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
only if we run a train.
done.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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