The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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