I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so let's talk penis.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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