Do vagina's smell?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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