whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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