And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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