I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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