covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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