just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize