I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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