There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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