I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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