do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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