did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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