Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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