hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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