How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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