So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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