y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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