That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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