doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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