i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
