I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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