I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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