The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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