I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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