I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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