it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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