i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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