is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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