Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he thought i was a dude.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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