i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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