She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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