Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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