You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
