i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
false alarm. still invincible.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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