Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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