Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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