just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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