Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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