Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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