So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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