Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You may now shotgun with the bride
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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