I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
