Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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