How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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