? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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