She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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