There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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