I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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