Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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