puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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