So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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