Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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