To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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