I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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