shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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