But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
3pm strippers are depressing
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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