Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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