Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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